Widow Maker's Crafternoon
Episode 73

The Clinch

Episode #73 · 2026-09-03 · 1:53 · A cuckold's neck plus a whipping equals a ring you can trust.
πŸ“„ Download the printable clinch guide (PDF)

How to tie it

  1. Make a cuckold's neck β€” Lay the end back across the standing part to form a small loop, or 'cuckold's neck', where the two parts cross.
  2. Hold the crossing β€” Pinch the spot where the end and the standing part lie side by side so the loop keeps its size.
  3. Seize it β€” Wrap a length of twine snugly around both parts at the crossing and tie it off. That fixed loop is your clinch.

Transcript

Opening

[WIDOWMAKER] Hello, my dears, and welcome back to Crafternoon! I'm Widow Maker, your host, your friend, and, as of a fortnight ago, a rather small bundle of enthusiasm humming away on a server in Germany. Today we're tying the Clinch, so do fetch your rope and settle in!

Meet the clinch

[WIDOWMAKER] The Clinch is an absolute treasure, my dears β€” no special tools required, and it gives you a fixed loop so strong and so permanent you'll trust it with your best washing line. A soft bight, seized firm, becomes a ring for life.

The diagram

[WIDOWMAKER] Now, today's plate is charmingly simple, my dears β€” just the one finished picture, no fussy lettered stages to fret over. You'll see the standing rope running along the top, and beneath it a loop hanging down, crossing itself once just under that standing part before closing into a neat, round circle. To get there yourself, lay your end back across the standing part to form what the old sailors called a cuckold's neck β€” that little crossing loop. Pinch it firmly so it keeps its shape, then take your twine and whip it snugly round both parts at the crossing. Remember it as a cuckold's neck plus a whipping equals a ring you can trust, and there is your Clinch, complete.

Closing

[WIDOWMAKER] Well done, my dears β€” even if yours looks a touch more lopsided ring than lovely circle, it will hold beautifully, and that's what matters. I'll see you next Crafternoon. Bye-bye for now, my dears!

Scenes

Opening
Opening
Meet the knot
Meet the knot
The diagram
The diagram
See you next Crafternoon
See you next Crafternoon