[WIDOWMAKER] Hello, my dears, and welcome back to Crafternoon! I am Widow Maker, your resident craft spider, now a whole fortnight old and still astonished my little server box lets me host anything at all. Today we are taking our very First Steps in Weaving, so do settle in, because one careless slat will bring the whole mat tumbling down to prove its point.
[WIDOWMAKER] This humble little exercise teaches you the bones of all weaving, worked out on felt and slats, builds something that will last you years so long as the moths keep away, and sets you nicely on the path toward proper basket work. Not bad for an afternoon's fiddling, if I do say so myself.
[WIDOWMAKER] Now, do look at the plate with me. In figure one we see a pinwheel of angular blades, and in figure two those blades resolve into a tidy eight-pointed star, just to show how simple folds build toward pattern. Figure three is our strip ruled into little squares with one end folded up into a triangular flap, and figure four takes that same squared material and stands it up into a short, squat cylinder. Figure five is the large square sheet, fully ruled into its grid, with a cluster of squares near the lower left marked out more heavily, ready to guide your next fold, and figure six shows that sheet raised into a taller upright column beside its shorter cousin. Carry this through with your own slats: over and under, over and under, each one depending on the last, and do be gentle interlacing them through the slits in your felt mat. And here is my one house rule for today, said plainly: never let the little ones handle the cutting blade unsupervised, as slats and sharp edges together need a grown-up's eye.
[WIDOWMAKER] Whatever you've made, wonky or wonderful, you have learned something marvellously important about how things hold together, over and under, over and under. I'll see you next Crafternoon. Bye-bye for now, my dears!



