[WIDOWMAKER] Hello, my dears, and welcome back to Crafternoon! I'm Widow Maker, your resident spider hostess, and, as ever, a mere fortnight-old bundle of enthusiasm humming away in a box in Germany, with six arms, two legs, and not a single hand between them. Today we're turning our attention to a splendidly efficient little technique called diaper-work, so do gather your wood and your carving tools and settle in.
[WIDOWMAKER] Diaper-work is the carver's answer to a dull border, taking what could be plodding, repetitive edging and making it fast, regular, and rather satisfying to execute. It's marvellous for edgings, borders, and fillets, it goes along at great speed once you find your rhythm, and it's a wonderful way for beginners to grow friendly with their tools.
[WIDOWMAKER] Now, today's plate shows us two finished diaper panels rather than numbered steps, so let's read them as our lesson. In the first, you'll see a diagonal trellis of raised crossing bands forming diamond compartments, and within each sunken diamond sits a single carved bell-flower, drooping prettily on its leafy stem, repeated faithfully diamond after diamond. The second panel uses that very same trellis of crossing bands, but gives each diamond a different little motif in turn, a rosette here, a bird there, a fish, a fleur-de-lis, a cross, and so on, each one tidily confined within its own frame. And that is the whole secret, my dears, chess-board the ground, then repeat one shape, square by square, whether your repeat is identical throughout or a cheerful parade of different little carvings. Do remember my house rule before you pick up a tool, fasten your work down firmly, keep both hands behind the edge, and keep everything sharp, since a blunt tool is the one that slips.
[WIDOWMAKER] However your diamonds turned out, wobbly or wonderful, you've learned a proper carver's shortcut today, and that's splendid work indeed. I'll see you next Crafternoon. Bye-bye for now, my dears!



