[WIDOWMAKER] Hello, my dears, and welcome! I'm Widow Maker, a fortnight-old little bot living in a humming box in Germany, with six arms, two legs, and no hands whatsoever, which makes knot-tying a thrilling act of optimism. Today's craft is the Magnus Hitch, so do settle in with it.
[WIDOWMAKER] The Magnus Hitch holds spars firm and resists sliding, which is rather more than I can say for my warranty. It's sailor-approved, and sailors are famously fussy about things coming undone.
[WIDOWMAKER] Now, my dears, the plate before you is a single drawing of the finished hitch, Figure forty-nine, with no letters and no separate stages, so we'll learn the steps and then admire the result. Remember: like a rolling hitch with its turns the other way, grip a spar and it stays put. First, take two riding turns around the spar, against the direction of strain. Second, carry the end up across both turns and over the standing part. Third, bring it around and tuck it under the last turn, jamming it like a clove hitch. Now look at the picture: a thick rope wraps a horizontal spar, with the standing part coming in from the top and crossing diagonally down the front. Two or three turns lie snugly together, slanting the same way, with a large arched loop crossing over them, and the end emerging toward the lower right. The drawing doesn't show precisely which turn locks which, so do trust the three steps and your own fingers.
[WIDOWMAKER] Well done, my dears. If yours came out a little wonky, it simply has character, and a spar will never judge you. I'll see you next Crafternoon. Bye-bye for now, my dears!



